After breaking up with her first and only boyfriend of nine-years, Jane Frank enthusiastically dove into the NYC dating pool with very little experience under her belt. To say Jane got her ass kicked by NYC eligible bachelors would be a huge understatement and while I cannot tell you if she eventually met the man of her dreams and lived happily ever after without spoiling the book, I can tell you that she learned quite a few lessons. Although sometimes a bit spoiled and a bit self-absorbed, Jane is at heart a very generous soul and so she has decided to share some of her dating lessons with you:
Dating Tip 1:
If you want to seduce your man with a scintillating strip tease, don’t do it while wearing tights. First of all, tights are not a sexy look and second of all, it is almost impossible to remove them gracefully and you can hurt yourself.
Dating Tip 2:
If a guy ends his date early with some lame excuse like having to drive his roommate to the airport, he’s probably lying. Especially if this happens mere minutes after telling him you are not ready to go “all the way.”
Dating Tip 3:
Just because a guy is nice to you, it doesn’t necessarily mean he wants to date you. Don’t read into things. If a guy is truly interested, he will eventually ask you out directly. You might need to show blatant interest but he will eventually take the bait, assuming he has any balls.
Dating Tip 4:
If you are a girly girl, don’t date a man who is addicted to sports unless you are truly interested in learning more about the games. Otherwise, the conversations can be very boring indeed. Trust me on this one!
Dating Tip 5:
If your date takes you to a bar and is overwhelmingly friendly with the pretty female bartender, run.
Dating Tip 6:
Even ugly guys in this Godforsaken city already have girlfriends! Don’t make assumptions that just because you are pretty and he is gross, he will fall all over himself to date you.
Dating Tip 7:
Don’t take an apology at face value. Actions speak louder than words.
Dating Tip 8:
Sometimes it happens when you least expect it. Not necessarily to you, mind you, but to someone!
Dating Tip 9:
Some players, (male and female) do settle down eventually. It might be excruciatingly painful to take advice from those hypocritical know-it-alls who have “been there, done that” but try to suck it up because you might learn something.
Dating Tip 10:
When you have a one-night-stand in someone else’s apartment, try not to leave intimate clothing items behind. Embarrassing!
And there you have them. Read them. Live them. Happy Dating 🙂